Rogue cop bucks system by going to jail after shooting teen

TORONTO – After a fatal encounter with an unarmed teenager, one renegade cop is bucking the system by actually going to jail for the crime. “I called him in and demanded that he not give me…

Brad Wall delivers emotional eulogy at funeral for Energy East pipeline

CALGARY – Saskatchewan Premier Brad Wall gave a powerful and touching eulogy earlier today for a young pipeline whose life was tragically cut short. “Energy East was never given a fair chan…

After interviewing Jagmeet about Air India CBC promises to question Catholic Andrew Scheer about the IRA

Luke is joined by comedians Andrew Ivimey and Freddie Rivas as well as writer Tom Conway. Together they discuss the CBC’s dog whistling Jagmeet Singh interview (3:00), why people who don…

Local man optimistic his life will return to normal after being acquitted of bestiality on technicality

EDMONTON – After being acquitted of seven counts of unnatural acts with an animal due to a legal loophole, local horse enthusiast Dan Smith was confident about his prospects going forward. …

Anne of Green Gables VR too intense for average Canadian

VANCOUVER – In its quarterly earnings call with investors this week, EA Games announced that its new Anne of Green Gables VR experience will be indefinitely delayed because it has proven fa…

Courageous actors speak out against Harvey Weinstein now that he can’t affect their careers

HOLLYWOOD – Showing the fortitude the entertainment industry is known for, numerous actors have come forward to condemn accused sexual predator Harvey Weinstein now that he has no power to …

Quiz: Which Phoebe are you?

You’ve done an extensive personality profile and the results are undeniable – you’re a Phoebe. But which Phoebe are you? Take this quiz to satisfy your intense need for granular…

Siblings irate after father buys golden child a better criminal defense attorney

VANCOUVER – Facing the possibility of life sentences, siblings Lee and Elton Konig were furious to find out today that golden child, James Jr., was getting a better criminal defense attorne…

America terrified newly released O.J. Simpson will steal memorabilia again

L.A. – Americans from coast to coast are reporting a deep fear that infamous criminal Orenthal James (O.J.) Simpson will once again commit the deed for which he is most known: breaking into…

Mike Pence protests anthem protest with protest during anthem

INDIANAPOLIS — Citing his refusal to participate in any activity “that disrespects our soldiers, our Flag, or our National Anthem,” US Vice President voiced his displeasure with NFL players prote…