The cost of prosthetic limbs

  Our friend Courtney Gilmour tells us why prosthetic limbs cost so much in Canada.…

White House doctor declares Trump fit to stand trial

WASHINGTON – US President Donald Trump is in good physical and cognitive health and otherwise “mentally fit to stand trial and aid in his own defense”, according to the President’s physicia…

Trump’s alleged cover-up of affair most presidential thing he has ever done

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Meet Terry, Parliament’s newest ethics watchpug

  Terry, 4, is the newly appointed ethics watchpug, who will serve Parliament by considering conflicts of interest and making sure members behave like good boys.…

Tim Hortons unable to stop franchises from mistreating employees because they don’t want to

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Loose cannon Toronto police horse abandons surveillance team, goes after perp

TORONTO – Saying “it’s now or never,” loose cannon Toronto Police Services horse constable Freckles has abandoned his surveillance team in pursuit of a mid-level drug dealer from the Barksd…

QUIZ: Are you being catfished or are you really dating a hot Romanian prince?

Nothing is quite as exciting as making a connection with someone you really like. The flirting, the anticipation, staying up all night chatting. But internet dating can make things more complicat…

Study confirms whatever you’re doing is great, everyone else is an idiot

CAMBRIDGE, MA – A new study released today by Harvard Medical School confirms what you already suspected: the things you are doing in life are great, and everyone else is an idiot. “Your ap…

Report: the real NAFTA was in our hearts all along

Washington, DC- After months of tense negotiations between Mexico, Canada, and the US over free trade throughout the continent it has been discovered that real NAFTA has been in our hearts all al…

Universities try an unorthodox approach to free up admissions spots

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