Toronto traffic is some of the worst in the world. And instead of focusing on getting people to use their cars less by investing in transit, bike lanes and pedestrianization, we need solutions that al...
New Pixel camera can make your parents look like they’re in love again
VANCOUVER, B.C. – His parents may have bought him Google’s newest flagship smartphone to take the sting out of their impending divorce, but 11-year-old Andy Liske is using the phone’s state-of-t...
Stoned guy at mass really enjoying Body of Christ
WINDSOR, ON — A stoned man attending Catholic mass this past weekend appeared to particularly enjoy the Communion wafers on offer. Jon Talbot, 34, popped an edible prior to attending mass with his fam...
CTV announces 24 nanosecond news cycle
TORONTO – Following the Lisa Laflamme “Hair-gate” scandal, CTV News has announced a groundbreaking programming initiative to revamp their flagging national reputation as a leading source of Cana...
Trudeau, Colbert bond over shared status of ‘guys who were cool a decade ago’
NEW YORK CITY – Canadian PM Justin Trudeau appeared on The Late Show yesterday, where he and host Stephen Colbert got to enjoy reminiscing on how cool they were 8-10 years ago. “My next gu...
Op-Ed: The new Tragically Hip doc is great, but will it be successful in the U.S.?
By @BradLikesMusic420 Look. I love the Hip as much as the next guy who loves to tell everyone how much he loves the Hip. And I love that there’s a new docuseries that gives me even more reason to tell...
British Columbia 10-second advance notice earthquake warning hindered by 15-second ad for Instacart
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Top travel destinations for people who don’t care how much the locals hate them
Are your local vacation pics not generating enough hate online? Are you feeling stuck in a rut of angering only your neighbours and want to try getting yelled at by different cultures in exotic locale...
New TTC initiative introduces personal fare inspector for every rider
Toronto, ON – In an effort to reduce fare evasion, the Toronto Transit Commission has introduced a new initiative: personal fare inspectors for every rider. Using a Tinder-style app, every TTC rider w...
Rebel News not eligible for journalism tax credits, files with Russian government instead
TORONTO – Following a Canadian Federal Court decision that Rebel News doesn’t qualify for journalism tax credits because it doesn’t produce enough original news content, the far-righ...
