Schick responds to Gillette’s #MeToo ad by releasing misogynistic razor

NEW YORK – In response to Gillette’s powerful advertisement about toxic masculinity, Schick has unveiled a misogynistic razor for those angry and bitter men who feel betrayed. “This product…

Hottest New Year’s diet trend just looking in the mirror and saying ‘you’re a bad person and I don’t like you’

The New Year is upon us! While lots of us are sticking to our New Year’s resolutions to eat healthier, some of us are looking to start a diet that’s a little less demanding. But never fear! A who…

Trudeau attempts fancy cabinet shuffle, spills MPs all over floor

OTTAWA – In what political insiders are calling his first major misstep of an election year, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau humiliated himself today by trying and failing to pull off a very …

Canada adds ‘will accepting you embarrass Saudi Arabia’ question to refugee claimant form

OTTAWA – Following their shockingly quick acceptance of Saudi teen Rahaf Mohammed al-Qunun’s refugee claim, the Trudeau government has officially amended Canada’s refugee intake questionnai…

‘I’m training for a marathon’ says woman to anyone

Hamilton, ON – Local woman, Sarah Kinst, has decided to combat the winter blues by participating in the “Around The Bay” marathon and informing anyone within a three kilometer radius to her…

I’m sorry, I don’t understand the question “if I was Prime Minister?”

EDITORIAL BY JAGMEET SINGH, NDP LEADER I’m sorry, could you repeat that question again? What exactly do you mean when you say “what I would do if I was Prime Minister?” Are you referring to…

Local man’s dog has better jacket than him

TORONTO – This week dog owner Ben Mazer shocked Bickford dog park by showing up with a dog with a significantly better jacket. Clad in a simple coat from an army surplus outlet, Mazer seemed unfa…

Progressive RCMP policy requires officers to recite land acknowledgement before seizing indigenous land

OTTAWA – A progressive RCMP policy will require officers to read an indigenous land acknowledgement out loud every time they enforce a court ordered seizing of traditional indigenous land. …

Giving back to the community: Winnipeg police helicopter plays road hockey with local kids

WINNIPEG – Taking time out of its busy day of pursuing suspects from above, the Winnipeg Police Services helicopter was down to earth playing road hockey with some youngsters in the North E…

Breaking: Cat unimpressed

KAMLOOPS, BC – After several alarming reports, we can now confirm that the Jacobs family house cat, Jojo, is not having any of it. “He won’t eat, he won’t respond to his name. He’s just kind of s…