Alberta threatens that it is open to the idea of possibly considering the notion of maybe exploring the concept of seceding from Canada perhaps

CALGARY – A shocking poll has revealed that over half of Albertans are not only not not opposed to the idea of remaining a part of Canada, they are actively considering considering the oppo…

Nation’s architects admit they don’t know what they’re doing

CANADA – The country’s architects have admitted they have no idea what they’re doing when it comes to designing any building. “I just make shit up as I go along,” confessed Lennox Elm who s…

Uber driver has good chuckle about how he almost killed you both

TORONTO – This week, an Uber driver nearly drove his car into oncoming traffic, then made brief eye contact with you in the rearview mirror while chuckling about it. Rather than pulling over, or …

Preview: ‘The Beaverton’ Kicks Off Tuesday At 10/8atl On CTV

  Same faces you’ve come to know and love with an all new desk…well a clean desk.…

New summer episodes of The Beaverton to finally lay the smackdown on BBQs and cottage weekends

TORONTO – With its third season premiering July 23rd at 10pm on CTV, and episodes running Tuesdays at 10 throughout the summer, tv satire series The Beaverton is finally being given a chanc…

5 ways to unlock your beach body from the suitcase it washed up in!

It’s the height of summer and you know what that means: patios, fun in the sun, and everyone who’s anyone taking to the BEACH, searching for that perfect beach body. The police are also there, on…

PM on Trump’s racist tweets: “Only Quebec is allowed to do that in Canada”

OTTAWA – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau criticized President Donald Trump’s racist tweets towards four congresswomen declaring that Canadians would not tolerate such hateful words and action…

Woman dies from third degree burns after finding perfect shower temperature

EDMONTON – In a tragic domestic incident yesterday, 30-year-old Mandy Whitehouse died from horrific burns covering almost her entire body, after finally finding a shower temperature that was warm…

Toronto Landlord just needs you to put a 20% down payment on the building before you sign a lease

TORONTO — Sources have confirmed that the landlord currently showing you around a 1-bedroom apartment in a Toronto low-rise just needs you to put a 20% down payment on the mid-century building it…

Stampede officials place tarp over Stampede

CALGARY – Stampede officials have confirmed they will be placing a giant tarp over the entire Calgary Stampede at the next year’s rodeo to protect people from seeing what is being done to l…