The NHL is set to unveil Salt Lake City, Utah as the next home of the Arizona Coyotes and everyone is wondering “what will the team name be?” Well since the New Orleans Jazz moved to Utah in 1979 and kept the name despite Utah having about as much to do with Jazz music as New Orleans does with sobriety, we thought we should carry on that tradition and come up with some completely incongruous team names.
1. Utah Monogamists
2. Utah Quebec City Nordiques
3. Utah Liberals
4. Utah Properly Seasoned Foods
5. Utah Gangster Rappers
6. Utah Soakers (Urban Dictionary it)
7. Utah Black People Feel Welcome Here
8. Utah Open Past 10pm-ers
9. Utah Book Of Mormon Was Pretty Funny Actually
10. Utah Jizz (the actual name George Lucas gave to of the type of music played by the band in the Cantina scene in Star Wars)
