QUEBEC CITY — Following the release of the Charbonneau Commission’s report on corruption in Quebec’s construction industry, politicians, construction groups and organized crime collectives...
Turkey pardoned by Obama re-offends, back on death row
WASHINGTON, DC — The turkey who was recently pardoned by US President Barack Obama yesterday was apprehended last night after a vicious crime spree that left one dead. The 40 pound turkey known ...
Cruise ship E-Coli eagerly awaiting upcoming trip to Spokane
A colony of E-Coli bacteria, which resides aboard the Carnival Majesty ocean-liner in the Western Caribbean Sea, is anxiously looking forward to its vacation to Spokane, Washington aboard the S.S. Dou...
Trudeau announces ambitious plan to scale back promises by end of 2015
OTTAWA — In the wake of the announcement to delay the arrival of 25,000 Syrian refugees, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau revealed an audacious proposal today to drastically scale back the Liberal ...
Amazon.com mails out 260,000 page home shopping catalog
NORTH AMERICA – Just in time for the holiday season, online retailer Amazon.com has released its annual catalog of the products available on its website, a convenient tool for home shoppers in t...
Russia-Turkey missile-for-warplane trade deal goes horribly wrong
ANKARA — A military equipment trade deal between Russia and Turkey ended in tragedy after Turkey delivered several air-to-air missiles directly to a Russian warplane causing a sudden explosion n...
Crown Royal voted world’s best whisky to mix with ginger ale
Gimli, MB — Canadian rye maker Crown Royal was honoured with the designation of “Best Whiskey for Ginger Ale 2015” by the world’s leading leading ginger ale connoisseurs. “When added to any ging...
63% of Canadians opposed to non-existent government program that gives Syrian refugees free iPhones
VANCOUVER – A new study by the Conservative leaning Fraser Institute has found that a sizable majority of Canadians do not agree with the government plan to give Syrian refugees free iPhone 6s w...
Donald Trump: “Some of my best friends are in databases”
NEW YORK — In a loud and unpleasant conversation with reporters, US presidential candidate Donald J. Trump defended statements made earlier in the week in which he said he was open to the idea o...
Liberals blame unexpected $3B deficit on Tory fiscal plan of ‘no payments til 2015’
OTTAWA – After announcing that the federal government had incurred an unexpected deficit of three billion dollars for 2015, the new Liberal government strongly suggested that the previous Conser...
