Bombardier completes first delivery of horse-drawn omnibuses to TTC

TORONTO – After more than a century of delays, the TTC has received the new omnibuses it ordered to replace the aging wagons used on the Cabbagetown – St. Lawrence line. “These new om…

Montreal Mayor Denis Coderre mauled by pit bull owners

MONTREAL – Police and paramedics were called to Montreal City Hall where Mayor Denis Coderre was mauled by a group of pit bull owners protesting the breed’s ban within the city. “I heard lo…

Environment Canada requests additional funding to replace obsolete wildlife

OTTAWA – Following a disappointing lack of innovation in both the flora and fauna sectors, Environment Minister Catherine McKenna has requested additional federal funds to improve Canada…

Royals visit charity to raise awareness about Royals

Kelowna, BC – The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge took time out of their busy schedule to visit a homeless shelter to raise awareness about the Royal Family among the country’s most vulnerabl…

Journalists criticize Clinton for not moderating debate

Hempstead, NY – Following the first debate of the 2016 United States presidential race, members of the media are furious that Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton for failing to moderate the …

Prince George: “That Trudeau prick needed to get knocked down a peg or two”

VANCOUVER – Prince George, the son of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, clarified that he refused to high-five Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to “knock the peasant hero down a peg.…

Prince William bags elusive spirit bear on visit to Great Bear Rainforest

Bella Bella, BC – The Duke of Cambridge bagged a large Kermode bear while big game hunting in BC’s Great Bear Rainforest earlier today. Despite poor weather conditions for hunting, the Prin…

The 10 most dishonest lies Donald Trump said during this election campaign

The U.S. election campaign has been a roller-coaster of finger pointing, name calling, and anger on both sides. But one of the hardest things to keep track of are the ever-growing number of untru…

Royal Couple given traditional Vancouver gift of artisanal fentanyl

VANCOUVER – At the conclusion of William and Kate’s official state visit to the city, Mayor Gregor Robertson had the honour of presenting them with a symbolic present representing the sacre…

Nestlé outbids Ontario man for access to his body’s water

PETERBOROUGH – Local man Dave MacIsaac has been outbid by multinational food and beverage giant Nestlé, who have now secured the rights to the water which makes up 60% of his body. A spokes…