MONTREAL – A Quebec prison now showcases a basketball team exclusively made up of former municipal and provincial politicians within the penitentiary’s sports league. While the squad start...
How To: Do Your Own Taxes (For Millennials)
You can’t use your parent’s accountant forever....
Customers pleasantly surprised to learn Subway chicken has 50% poultry DNA
TORONTO – Regular patrons of Subway restaurant were ‘delighted’ by the results of a CBC Marketplace investigation released last week that revealed that some of the food chain’s sandwiches ...
Local man’s only role model dog from viral video
WHITEHORSE — Even including family, teachers, coaches, and celebrities, local man Eric Lee would be hard pressed to name a role model that isn’t that Siberian Husky from a video he saw on Facebook las...
Quiz: Are you a Betty, a Veronica, or Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch?
From it’s beginnings in the 1930’s to CW’s hot drama Riverdale, Archie comics are a decade spanning pop culture juggernaut. A key part of their appeal are the three classic feminine ...
Premier Kathleen Wynne to cut hydro rates from WHAT THE FUCK? to Holy Shit!
TORONTO – In an effort to make Ontario hydro bills more affordable, Premier Kathleen Wynne announced a 25% cut in electricity rates this year, bringing the average monthly bill down from the usu...
Kellie Leitch jumps in polls after eating live dove during leadership debate
OTTAWA – Kellie Leitch has emerged as a favourite in the Conservative leadership race after a strong showing at the Manning debate wherein she devoured an entire live dove to the raucous applaus...
Winnipeg’s ERs now requiring patients to bring their own beds
WINNIPEG – Those seeking treatment at Winnipeg’s ERs will now be required to bring their own hospital beds as a part of a new strategy to reduce wait times. Officials from the Winnipeg Regional ...
PARENTING FAIL: Prince George is NOT getting enough blood to grow up a conqueror
Just because they seem like the perfect couple, doesn’t mean Prince William and Kate Middleton are perfect parents. Case in point? 3-year-old Prince George drinks barely a gallon of blood every week, ...
Entire New York Times Editorial Board cross Canadian border, claim refugee status
HEMMINGFORD, QC – RCMP patrolling the Quebec-New York border have intercepted all 16 members of the New York Times Editorial Board who immediately claimed refugee status. The weary journalists c...
