5 household items that could almost pass as Christmas gifts
These everyday items found in your household could almost be a real holiday gift for friends and family! Mug – Photo by Alex Huntley Cookie Cutters- URL https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/F…
Why Canada needs to bring back hazing to win World Juniors gold
Will Canada bring home the gold?…
Make-A-Wish foundation fulfills child’s dream of becoming tenured professor of economics
CHICAGO, IL – Finally able to follow in the footsteps of his longtime hero Milton Friedman, the Make-A-Wish Foundation has let one sick little boy live his dream of becoming a tenured profe…
6 home recipes for holiday eggnog that are just as disgusting as the store brand
We’ve all been there: your holiday scene is set. The tree is up, the kids are asleep, and you’re ready to relax in front of the fire with a plate of cookies and Bing Crosby’s “White Christmas.” B…
Local mall Santa goes above and beyond, pretends he didn’t fight in Afghanistan
BURNABY, BC – Performing the role with grace and feeling, local man Connor McKenzie has never once in his time as a mall Santa let on that he fought for three years as part of the American-led c…
Premier vacationing in Costa Rica says he’ll be working hard on tan for Manitobans
San Jose, COSTA RICA – Manitoba Premier Brian Pallister has vowed that he will be working hard to make his skin the perfect bronze colour for the benefit of all citizens while he vacations …
President-elect Trump visited by, deports, three Christmas ghosts
MANHATTAN – President-elect Donald Trump has reported being visited by, and subsequently ordering the deportation of, the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Yet To Come. The visitations…
Ikea Divorce Offerings
Finally, something from Ikea you don’t have to assemble at home!…
Restored transfer payments should help territories stave off wolves this winter
YELLOWKNIFE – With the Trudeau government having restored some $67 million in transfer payments to the North last Spring, the Territories are hoping only 10-15% of their populations will be…
EDITORIAL: Just a heads up that your cousin Michael is gay now – by Aunt Pam
Merry Christmas, Tompkins family! It’s time for my holiday family newsletter and it’s an important one, so read closely. Even though there’s lots going on in the Tompkins clan, I just thought eve…
