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Crazy conspiracy theorist believes eight wealthiest people control more money than 3.5 billion poorest
Sudbury, ON – Observers report that local crackpot Fred Lewis is at it again, insisting to anyone who will listen that eight rich men somehow own more of the world than the 3.5 billion poorest. ...
Australian senator who denied knowing about Canadian citizenship makes suspicious, Canadian-like apology
CANBERRA – An Australian senator who announced her resignation after discovering her dual-citizenship has made a very suspicious, Canadian-sounding apology. Green MP Larissa Waters claimed that ...
Indigenous Games interrupted by pipeline construction
TORONTO – The North American Indigenous Games, billed as the largest sports and cultural gathering of Indigenous people on the continent, was put on hold today, as crews arrived unannounced to break g...
5 incredible road trips you’ll never be able to organize your friends into taking
Summer is here, but your friends are unreliable. Here are five amazing road trips you’ll never be able to organize them all into taking. 1. Boston Beer and BBQ Festival The Boston Beer an...
Prison & Politics: Episode 5
The great prison hooch debate continues....
Why can’t Millennials just stop whining and climb into my machine that turns you into fuel?
It’s easy to point out that Millennials have been given greater advantages than any other generation in history. What’s harder to understand, though, is why they can’t use those privileges to just shu...
Chiropractor not going to let the lack of medical training, education get in the way of medical advice
WINNIPEG – Overcoming all odds stacked against her, local chiropractor Kristy St. Laurent has been giving her patients advice about vaccines, toxicology, autism, water fluoridation, and other me...
Grateful nation waits with shotgun over George A. Romero’s grave
TORONTO – A mourning country paid its respects to celebrated Canadian film maker George A. Romero yesterday evening by standing outside his grave with shotguns, shovels, and long knives. “Mostly...
Insufferable beer snob to become insufferable weed snob
TORONTO – With the approaching legalization of cannabis, local beer snob Timothy Davis is excited to develop a condescending attitude about marijuana. “Much like Belgian beers, I think that cann...
