How To Lose Weight

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We ranked the summer’s top five movies with Minions in them

It’s no secret, The Minions are getting a lot of work in Hollywood these days. But with so many movies featuring these little yellow dudes, it can be hard to choose which movie featuring The Mini…

Traitors: moderate Republicans just voted against letting the President use The Machine

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Once again blocking the President’s plans to Make America Great Again, moderate Republicans in Congress and the Senate are refusing to vote in favour of allowing Donald J…

Controversy erupts after HBO Canada announces alternate history series where French won Seven Years War

OTTAWA – HBO Canada has come under fire after announcing a new series, “QUEBECADA” that depicts an alternate history where the British were defeated by French forces during the Seven Years War. “…

Trump outsources White House manufacturing council to China

WASHINGTON DC – After a string of resignations from his manufacturing council, President Donald Trump has decided to outsource all of the positions to Chinese business leaders. Trump first …

Charlottesville Nazis immediately surrender following the 2017 Battle of the Bulge: internet shaming

Luke is joined by stand-up comedians Amanda Day, Joe Vu and Thomas Calnan for a valiant attempt to understand Charlottesville and Donald Trump’s reaction. Specifically they discuss how dumb…

Quiz: Should you have a wedding band, a DJ, or a screaming ghost?

Your big day is coming up soon! So many things to plan, from the food, to the cocktails, to the clothes. But don’t skimp on one important detail—the entertainment! Hiring a wedding band is a sure…

Realtors warn that if housing market collapses everyone could one day afford house

TORONTO – After a nearly 30% decline in value, realtors across Toronto are concerned that if the market continues to falter someday in the near future everyone could afford a house. “I don’…

Former Conservative leadership candidate Tub of Margarine renounces Rebel Media

MELVILLE, SK – Former Conservative Party Leadership candidate and Tory MP-hopeful Tub of Margarine is distancing itself from Ezra Levant’s Rebel Media. The container filled with refined veg…

Single woman spends afternoon daydreaming about her ideal future sandwich

Victoria, BC – In the hours preceding dinnertime today, single career-woman, Kathy Maxwell, let down her hair and got lost in a daydream about her ideal future sandwich. “Don’t get me wrong…