Pinky toe deserts sandal for better life

EDMONTON – In a last ditch attempt at freedom, the pinky toe of Emilie Licea made a run for it to avoid spending the remainder of the summer strangled by the thin leather strap of a sandal.…

After years of race-baiting rhetoric and Islamophobia, I was beginning to suspect the Rebel might be racist

BY: BRIAN LILLEY, REBEL MEDIA CO-FOUNDER When I first co-founded the Rebel with Ezra Levant, I wanted to carry on the legacy of Sun News – you know, denying climate change, calling for the …

REPORT: If you die in an Escape Room, you die in real life

VANCOUVER – Casting a dark shadow on a favoured millennial pastime, the Intergovernmental Panel on Escape Rooms released a shocking report today that states in no uncertain terms, if you di…

Canada holds nationwide beauty pageant to find most effective NAFTA negotiator

OTTAWA – In preparation for the upcoming round of NAFTA renegotiation talks, Canada is searching for the most effective possible negotiator through a nationwide beauty pageant. “We consider…

Hamilton Tiger-Cats lose in practice match against training equipment

HAMILTON – The struggling Hamilton Tiger-Cats was dealt another blow after losing a practice match to their training equipment by a score of 2-0. Many believed that the Ti-Cats (0-7) would …

Quebec Maître D’ stunned as enigmatic tourist greets him in his native tongue

MONTREAL — Jon Dubois, maître d’ of Montreal restaurant Le Poirier, reported feeling shocked earlier this week when an charming yet mysterious woman–who had clearly travelled from a f…

BRT: Trojan Beaver

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Local woman has now explained meaning of tattoo to everyone she knows

MOOSE JAW, SK – After shoehorning it into a discussion with the downstairs neighbour, Claire Dolby has now told everyone she knows the origin and meaning of her wrist tattoo, in spite of in…

Norfolk Ledger-Dispatch apologizes for error in 1945 headline

NORFOLK, VA – The Norfolk Ledger-Dispatch, the paper of record for Norfolk, Virginia, has issued a correction to a 1945 story that indicated that Nazi organizations were no longer functioni…

QUIZ: Which media descriptor for a white male terrorist are you?

Ever wonder how YOU would be described by the media after committing an act of racially or religiously-motivated terrorism as a white male? Take this quiz and find out, and don’t worry – none of …