WASHINGTON D.C. – With the release of thousands of emails from notorious sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein implicating President Donald Trump, the POTUS is deflecting by boldly alleging that e…
Carney adds more deficits to budget while nobody paying attention
OTTAWA – Amid a week of heavily-publicized upheaval in the Conservative caucus, Prime Minister Mark Carney is currently adding even larger deficit spending after realizing that nobody is pa…
Poilievre to floor-crossing MP: “My leadership style is fine you cuck beta soyboy!”
OTTAWA – With Yarmouth MP Chris d’Entremont crossing the floor from the Conservatives to the Liberals due to “Poilievre’s leadership style”, the CPC leader has responded &…
Katy Perry smiles politely as Trudeau describes himself as “the Canadian Mamdani”
OTTAWA – Onlookers at high end restaurant La Rivière report spotting celebrity couple Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau on a recent date, during which the former Prime Minister repeatedly drew …
Tech CEOs suggest AI job losses could be offset by UBI which they will violently oppose
PALO ALTO, CA – A group of Silicon Valley tech CEOs assure North Americans that job losses from artificial intelligence could easily be mitigated by universal basic income, while also addin…
Blue Jays fans definitely gonna need that extra Daylight Savings hour tomorrow
TORONTO – With Daylight Savings rolling clocks back an hour the same night as the Blue Jays face off against the L.A. Dodgers in a climactic World Series Game 7, Canadian baseball fans are …
Liberal insiders accuse Ford of ruining trade deal before Trump could ruin it [PODCAST]
OTTAWA – Anonymous sources inside the PMO are blaming Ontario Premier Doug Ford for ruining a “nearly complete” trade deal, moments before U.S. President Donald Trump could unil…
Terrified Jays fan still trapped inside Game 3
TORONTO – Following a World Series game against the LA Dodgers that went into multiple extra innings, local Blue Jays fan Mike Cortner reports that he appears to be trapped inside a metaphy…
Ford walks back plan to slash tenants rights after spike in guillotine sales
QUEEN’S PARK – Mere days after his government announced consultations over gutting Ontario tenants protections, the Ford Government has cancelled their plans after seeing a 5000% rise…
Trump slammed for demolishing White House before Canadians could burn it down again
WASHINGTON D.C. – US President Donald Trump’s planned White House ballroom, requiring the complete demolition of the historic East Wing, is being criticized by Canadians who will now …
