OTTAWA – Prime Minister Mark Carney has announced that Canada will follow suit with European countries by barring Russia from this year’s World Juniors, showing solidarity with Ukraine, but seriously jeopardizing potential inspirations for future Heated Rivalry plotlines.
“Canada is taking a principled stand against this illegal and unjustified war in Ukraine, even if it means that there will be no hot Russian-on Canadian-twunk locker room action for our screenwriters to spin into future streaming hockey smut arcs,” explained Carney to reporters.
Reached for comment, the producers of Heated Rivalry said they understood the political decision, and would probably have to settle for Shane hooking up with some scruffy Norwegian dude.
