Saskatchewan demands to be recognized as a nation whose main export is ICU patients - The Beaverton

Saskatchewan demands to be recognized as a nation whose main export is ICU patients

REGINA – Saskatchewan Premier has unilaterally declared his province a nation within a nation whose main export are people waiting for intensive care in a better-equipped province.

Moe made the announcement by performing his best Jason Kenney impersonation.

“We will determine our own destiny by giving the consequences of our own actions to other governments,” said the premier wearing a Saskatchewan Roughriders ball cap and a pro-wheat t-shirt. “We’ve got potash, climate change, and COVID patients, which Canada desperately needs, so the feds better start showing us some respect.”

At press time, the premier said the Saskatchewan government would stop at nothing before his patient pipeline is complete.