A Brazilian woman living in Toronto is seeking $20 million in damages from the Canadian adultery website Ashley Madison after alleging she was required to make 1,000 fake profiles of attractive women ...
Yahoo Mail users confused by revamped features, email in general
WORLDWIDE – Despite the release of numerous online tutorials and step-by step instructions, Yahoo mail users worldwide report extreme confusion around the upgraded design of the email service, a...
University of Saskatchewan: University Reviews 2013
Name: University of Saskatchewan Nickname: “Ol’ Flat and Sassy” Motto: “No pain, no grain.” History: University of Saskatchewan was founded in 1907, with the intention that there would be at least one...
Canadians celebrate remembering the only poem they’ve ever read
OTTAWA – Canadians are celebrating Remembrance Day by remembering that time they read a poem once. “Reading In Flanders Fields is a profoundly patriotic experience for Canadians,” said Dr. Julia Forma...
Why we shud fergive Mayer Ford for misstakes
BY: FRAZER ROBBINS, FORD NATION SUPPORTER Mayer Rob Ford is good man, but hes humaine and makes misstakes. He keeps txes lowe and his pramises he siad durring the campain. He maye hve dun sumthing rwo...
University of Western Ontario: The Beaverton University Reviews
Name: University of Western Ontario Nickname: Ol’ Duuuuuuude U Motto: “20-somethings with the livers of 50-somethings” History: Western was founded on the exact spot where John A. Macdonald peed and v...
Trudeau will host slumber party for next fundraising event
OTTAWA – After disappointing some attendees at last night’s fundraiser gala, Justin Trudeau has assured that a slumber party is the next big event for his loyal female fan-base. “I know ma...
NHL considers re-naming Ottawa Senators to something less dysfunctional and sad
OTTAWA – NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman and Ottawa Senators owner Eugene Melnyk have announced their desire to find a less depressing and tedious namesake for the Ottawa based hockey team. “We expect c...
PQ government demands immigrants learn french so they understand xenophobic insults
QUÉBEC – Quebec Premier Pauline Marois and the Minister Bernard Drainville, have mandated that all newcomers learn french so that they can comprehend the bigoted slanders made against them. “All...
