MONTREAL — Old Montreal hotels are currently adorned with the flags of Boggle, Scrabble, and Apples to Apples announcing the return of the F1 – Keyboard Championship and the 18th annual QWERTY C...
Canadians caught stealing American Netflix to be punished with 3-year Bell contract
OTTAWA — At the Canadian Telecom Summit on Friday, the CRTC announced new laws that will punish Canadians illegally accessing American Netflix with a restrictive 3-year Bell TV+Internet+Home Pho...
Jeopardy contestant refuses to answer questions about Canadian geography, chants “U.S.A., U.S.A, U.S.A.!”
BURBANK, CA – When faced with a category of questions about Canadian geography, an American contestant on a recent episode of Jeopardy refused to provide any answers, instead choosing to loudly ...
Montreal pretends to be Europe again for F1 weekend
MONTREAL – With the Montreal Grand Prix F1 race back in the city from June 5-8, Montreal is once more pretending to be a European metropolis, kicking off ‘MontEurol Weekend.’ “It is a great time...
World Cup stadium labourer in Qatar wishes he could also resign
DOHA – Following the resignation of FIFA president Sepp Blatter, Bangladeshi migrant worker Sumon Saha announced that he would like to be able to do the same thing and leave his job building Qat...
Red-haired woman bragging about how easily she sunburns for some reason
VANCOUVER — Attendees of a local barbecue report that a red-haired woman is talking animatedly about how easily she gets sunburned, for reasons that cannot be determined by anyone at the scene or else...
Truth and Reconciliation: Stephen Harper sends apology email to First Nations
OTTAWA – After the publication of a Truth and Reconciliation commission report calling the Residential Schools a cultural genocide, Prime Minister Harper has sent an apologetic email to Canada’s...
Nation just trying to keep Uncle Dave off the topic of Caitlyn Jenner
NATIONWIDE – With Caitlyn Jenner’s courageous gender transition making worldwide headlines, the nation is just desperately trying to keep Uncle Dave from sharing his opinions on the issue with a...
Parizeau wins sovereignty from his corporeal form
MONTREAL – Former Quebec premier Jacques Parizeau, who nearly lead the province to sovereignty in 1995, won his lifelong battle for independence from his body this week. He was 84. In a statemen...
York Regional Police claim black bear shot on lawn was reaching for officer’s firearm
Newmarket, ON — On Monday, an unarmed male black bear roaming through Newmarket backyards was shot dead after police claimed the bear made a distinct motion for a responding officer’s gun. “It’s...
