TORONTO – A local man has formed an unlikely but surprisingly deep and meaningful relationship with a spam-bot after they met on the mobile dating app, Tinder. Jesse Green was initially very ner...
Mulcair calls on wealthy to donate child benefits to less fortunate political party
LONDON, ON – NDP Leader Thomas Mulcair encouraged wealthy parents receiving the enhanced universal child care benefit to generously give it away to a needy political party. “The Harper gov...
New Meta Madison service allows Ashley Madison members to cheat on each other
TORONTO – Avid Life Media Inc., the parent company of adultery-enabling website AshleyMadison.com, has unveiled a new service called Meta Madison which allows users of Ashley Madison to have extra-ext...
Report: the Costco free sample people are starting to recognize you
LAVAL, QC — An urgent report has been issued stating that the people who hand out the free samples at Costco are starting to remember you. Researchers confirmed that attempts to make yourself &#...
Ashley Madison leak reveals over a fifth of Ottawa residents actually have sex
OTTAWA – Canadians were surprised to learn this week that anyone in the nation’s capital is having sex after a report revealed that over a fifth of Ottawa residents are users of the affair...
Ontario to lower debt by selling Windsor on Kijiji
Queen’s Park – On the heels of S&P’s reduction of Ontario’s credit score, the Liberal Government announced an intention to earn some extra cash by selling the city of Windsor and its 211,000...
Comedy Network orders Beaverton pilot under implied threat of violence
TORONTO – Cameras started rolling on innovative Canadian independent production company, Pier 21 Films’, comedy pilot based on the popular website The Beaverton, for The Comedy Network after net...
Pierre Poilievre insists Government of Canada logo was always like that
OTTAWA – Employment Minister Pierre Poilievre is denying that he or anyone in the Conservative Party changed the Government of Canada’s logo and remained adamant that it was always like that. “T...
Son, you weren’t an accident; you were a tax benefit
BY: CRAIG TOWNSEND, FATHER AND ACCOUNTANT My dear boy, you’re coming to that age where you might think that your mother and I didn’t expect to have you as one of our children. I can tell you that is c...
Justin Trudeau tries to avoid looking at portrait of father during annual Parliamentary orgy
OTTAWA – Despite saying he still “enjoyed the experience” and found it “quite rewarding” Liberal leader Justin Trudeau admitted it was a little tough to perform during the annual taxpayer funded...
