Local uncle insists he does not murder people at truck stops
PETERBOROUGH, ON – When asked at a family dinner what he had done the previous weekend, local uncle William Tudor Falkes vehemently denied that he was in the habit of taking human lives at …
That pusillanimous charlatan David Johnston has perniciously mulct the Order of Canada from me
BY CONRAD BLACK In what can only be called a banal display of demagoguery, the Governor General, along with that Star Council of pabulum known as the advisory council, has hoisted me from the Ord…
Liberals hike minimum wage to keep up with current levels of poverty
TORONTO – Ontario premier Kathleen Wynne announced Thursday that the government would be moving immediately to raise the province’s minimum wage to $11.00 an hour, in an effort to properly …
UPDATE: Puppy Bowl losers to be euthanized
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La Poutine Week: Most popular dishes
Montreal, Toronto, Ottawa and Quebec City will be hosting La Poutine Week from February 1st until the 7th. Here are some of the more popular dishes being served: Poutini 5 parts french fries, 3 p…
Super Bowl halftime show to feature local improv troupe to warm up crowd
East Rutherford, NJ — In an effort to “bring up the energy” inside the MetLife stadium following the end of the second quarter, Super Bowl organizers have invited local improv troupe, The Chuckle…
Chinese government reports New Year’s fireworks display sounded spectacular through smog
BEIJING – Chinese government officials have reported that the country’s annual New Year’s fireworks display sounded spectacular for all those who could hear the display since it…