TORONTO – The Beaverton’s National Leaders Debate will still go ahead tonight void of debaters despite having no confirmations from any of the leaders yet.
Debate organizers assumed that the invitation was lost in the leaders’ junk mail and they will come immediately running to The Beaverton’s studios where they will present themselves and apologize for inconveniencing the hardworking staff who are trying to arrange the event.
In the event of no-shows, podiums will be placed passive-aggressively in front of three cameras while our intrepid journalists will wait to ask sharp, pertinent questions on issues that matter most to Canadians.
The camera is expected pan back and fourth to showcase how much the leader does not care for Canada. Audience members are instructed to gasp and shake their heads in disappointment.
According to inside sources, it would be pretty stupid if Justin Trudeau, Andrew Scheer, Jagmeet Singh, Elizabeth May, and that other guy missed such an unforgettable event where political history will be made.
The leaders who do not attend The Beaverton’s National Leaders Debate will be humiliated and everyone will make fun of them, say many.
