Reinstated Ontario sex-ed curriculum polling well among sex offenders - The Beaverton

Reinstated Ontario sex-ed curriculum polling well among sex offenders

– Following the Ford government’s announcement that schools will revert back to the 1998 sex-ed curriculum, polls indicate the decision has been well received by the province’s registered

Polling data suggests nearly 90% of sex offenders support the measure, including 85% support among peeping toms, 93% among creepy neighbours, and a whopping 98% support from Catholic priests who get moved to a new Parish every 18 months.

don’t need to know about consent,” said Ontario resident Alan Smith, who is not allowed to visit parks, schools or daycares. “There’s no need for them to to worry their pretty, pretty little heads about it.”

“It’s about parents’ rights,” suggested Steve Johnson, whose van has drapes on the windows. “If parents don’t want their children to be warned about middle-aged who catfish young girls by pretending to be a teen star on snapchat, that’s their right.”

The curriculum change is also polling well with awkward elementary gym teachers, pharmaceutical companies that specialize in gonorrhea treatments and the kid whose knowledge of what ‘fingering’ means is about to make him the coolest guy in school.