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Sex playlist a little heavy on the banjo

REGINA – According to sexually frustrated sources, Charlie Walker is facing criticism for trying to set a romantic mood with an excess of banjo music. “Look, I get it, the right twanging chord ca…

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Sounds like roommate’s pretty bad at sex 

EDMONTON – According to sources in Stacey Greene’s two-bedroom apartment, her roommate’s latest attempt at sex is not going well.  “Taylor and their date disappeared into their room about 20 minu…

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