Turns out Canadians have some extremely specific tastes. Read this list to find out what people in every province are getting down to.
Newfoundland: “Cum From 5 feet Away”
Nova Scotia: “Lobster Style”
P.E.I.: “anything other than redheads”
New Brunswick: “bisexual bilingual babes”
Quebec: “Quebec”
Ontario: “Niagara Falls squirter”
Manitoba: A tie between “bear on bear” and “barely legal striker gets destroyed by 5 guys with huge sticks”
Saskatchewan: “roughrider roughridden”
Alberta: “Fuck(ing) Trudeau”
B.C.: “Where the mouth meets the Semen”
