NEW YORK CITY – After being suspended from practising law in New York State due to his many “misleading statements” as personal lawyer to former President Trump, Rudy Giuliani has angrily v…
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Donald Trump addresses UN General Assembly with face covered in wing sauce
NEW YORK – US President Donald Trump gave his much anticipated first speech to the United Nations General Assembly Tuesday, and while the speech was historic in content, it will primarily b…
“It’s about states’ rights” says Ontario man flying Confederate Flag
HAMILTON – Local construction worker Keith Lipiec insists the Confederate flag hanging from the truck located about 150 kilometres from the U.S. border is merely “a celebration of states’ r…
Hottest Spring Trend: Getting sick right before you have an event you can’t get out of
NEW YORK – This just in, spring’s hottest trend has nothing to do with bomber jackets or skinny jeans and everything to do with your immune system. Famous trend forecaster Jil Whitman has o…
Toronto voted best city in the world by people who’ve never been anywhere else
TORONTO – Ontario’s capital has yet again been voted the greatest city in the world by those who’ve never stepped foot outside its borders. “It’s not only the fashion capital of the world, it’s a…
Donald Trump loses rec center in breakdance competition with neighborhood teens
QUEENS, NEW YORK – The Donald Trump presidential campaign suffered a setback this week after the nominee lost the deed to a recreation center in a climactic pop-and-lock showdown with local…
Forty-nine states pass bills allowing businesses to reject customers from Indiana
USA – In direct response to the Indiana “Religious Freedom Act”, 49 American states have unanimously passed bills allowing business to reject any customer from Indiana. “We believe that the busin…
NYPD angered by de Blasio’s inability to stop snowstorm
NEW YORK – As New York City is buffeted by a blizzard of massive proportions, the NYPD is once again taking Mayor Bill de Blasio to task for his inability to prevent disaster. “This snowsto…
Grand jury refuses to indict NYPD officer for beheading
NEW YORK – A New York City grand jury on Wednesday declined to indict a police officer in the beheading of an unarmed African-American, 21 year old Shaun Peterson, concluding that the offic…
Global warming causes last of Dali clocks to melt
NEW YORK, NY – A wealth of statistical evidence has impelled scientists at Columbia University to blame man-made climate change on the liquefication of the final clock in Salvador Dalí’s renowned…