Local Yeti captures rare photograph of graffiti artist Banksy in action
LONDON – In what can only be described as a bizarre coincidence, a local Yeti managed to photograph prolific and anonymous English graffiti artist Banksy in London’s West End. “It was just …
Men Without Hats announce 2011 reunion tour – this time with hats
MONTREAL – Ivan Doroschuk, lead singer for Canadian New Wavers Men Without Hats, announced that he will be re-forming the band for a 2011 tour, with one notable addition – this time with ha…
Local boyfriend apartment rapidly turning into local girlfriend apartment
GUELPH, ON – Area boyfriend and apartment dweller Jonny Terefenko, 26, recently noticed that over half of the items in his apartment of fours years currently belong to his girlfriend of les…
Dozens mourn Liberal Party in public ceremony
OTTAWA – The Liberal Party was buried in a quiet ceremony behind Parliament Hill’s East Block yesterday in front of family, friends, and a few loyal, non-NDP onlookers. In its heyday, the L…
Businessman admits no one knows what ‘branding’ means
TORONTO – Last Thursday Roger Ho of Atelier Financial admitted that he had no idea what “branding” was, despite having used the term twenty-seven times in the last twenty-four hours. Ho als…
Elizabeth May excited about new seat
SAANICH, BC – Elizabeth May, leader of the Green Party of Canada, was excited last Tuesday to finally find a seat. May reported that she is incredibly thankful, since her unfurnished house …
