TORONTO – While delivering her propaganda report to Ontarians to justify eliminating city councillor seats while lambasting the Ontario PC’s opponents, staffer Lyndsey Vanstone blinked out …
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Doug Ford’s Midnight Society introduces only the most horrifying legislation
QUEEN’S PARK — To speed through passage of his controversial Bill 31 cutting Toronto city council in half, last night Doug Ford held a midnight session where members could pass their most “…
Doug Ford invokes notwithstanding clause to ram through legislation releasing all the snakes at the Zoo
TORONTO – Premier Doug Ford has invoked the notwithstanding clause, overriding a judicial ruling that said it was wrong to release thousands of snakes from the Toronto Zoo. “Folks, I was democrat…
Nation kind of surprised it took Doug Ford this long to eliminate Charter Rights
TORONTO – After Doug Ford’s bombshell announcement that he would use S. 33 of the Constitution to override the Superior Court striking down his decision to eliminate half of the Toronto Cit…
Farmer’s Knee’s Almanac predicts storm a-comin’, big one, too
ESSA — The Farmer’s Knee’s Almanac unveiled their prediction today that a big ol’ storm was liable to be coming into town. The long-running publication, edited by Gerald &…
Today: Ford government launches Buck-a-Beer mental health strategy
TORONTO – The Ontario government has launched its bold new mental health strategy called the Buck-a-Beer initiative, which is expected to replace the existing mental health system. Starting…
Drug dealer reverses long-standing policy of ‘snitches get stitches’
TORONTO – Premier of Ontario and former hash dealer Doug Ford has announced the creation of a website where parents can report if their child’s teacher is not adhering to the PC mandated se…
Trust me, being a city councillor is nothing
By Doug Ford Folks, by now I’m sure you’ve heard that my bill to cut the number of Toronto city councillors in half has passed. And you’ve probably been hearing a lot from said councillors about …
Christine Elliott needs to see a few more dead homeless people before she’s convinced overdose prevention sites work
TORONTO – Ontario’s Minister of Health Christine Elliott says that she’ll need to see a lot more dead homeless people before she opens three overdose prevention sites in the province. “Scie…
Ford refuses to answer question abouCLAP CLAP CLAP WOO CLAP CLAP YEAH CLAP
QUEENS PARK – At a press conference this afternoon, Ontario Premier Doug continued what many reporters see as a worrying trend when he refused to field a question abouCLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP, WO…
