CALGARY – A jaywalker was hit by a school bus while trying to cross the street this morning in an incident described by onlookers as tragicomic. Witnesses say the jaywalker, 23-year-old Meg…
REPORT: Majority of teens suffer post-dramatic TV-show disorder
Four months ago, Jesse Sparks, 13, thought she was living the life of a normal teen. But shortly after starting high school, she began suffering bouts of extreme confusion. Now home-schooled and …
Internet consulted for proper Saran Wrap wrapping technique
Struggling with her roll of plastic wrap, local food consumer and preserver Sheryl Lemeshuck turned to internet website wikiHow for help late Tuesday evening. “I’d never really master…
Hospital to offer Breaking Dawn themed birthing option
ALTONA, MB – A hospital in Manitoba is offering expectant mothers the option to undergo a vampire C-section similar to the one described in Stephenie Meyer’s novel Breaking Dawn. “We all know tha…
Ford to slay Toronto’s Dragon of Wasteful Spending
ETOBICOKE, ON – Recently elected Mayor Rob Ford has announced plans to single-handedly slay Toronto’s Dragon of Wasteful Spending, a 44 headed monster weighing over 21.3 billion tonne…
Internet cafe user caught peaking into neighbouring Internet cafe user’s booth
WINNIPEG – Last Thursday at a Portage Avenue Internet café, an elderly man peeked into the booth beside the one he was using. The neighbouring booth was occupied at the time by a pair of st…
