Canadian Politicians New Year’s Resolutions

We asked the biggest names in Canadian politics what they hope to accomplish in the new year. Here is what they had to say:

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  "Focus on myself for a change."
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  "Rain hellfire on my enemies, destroy the woke mob and learn how to play Wonderwall on the guitar."
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  "Run a marathon of meetings with NDP riding members explaining why we're still propping up this unpopular government."
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  "Lose the 9 provinces and 3 territories of dead weight Alberta has been carrying around."
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  "Teach myself how to make my own pasta, meditate at least once a day and see friends more. Oh and if there's time look into this whole 'cost of living crisis' thing."
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  "Break free of the belief that I need to please every real estate developer in my life and focus on pleasing the one real estate developer that matters: me."
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  "Follow Israel's lead by building francophone settlements all over Westmount."