Alberta promptly issues emergency alert 14 months later - The Beaverton

Alberta promptly issues emergency alert 14 months later

EDMONTON – Alberta’s UCP government has issued an that should have been sent out sometime in early 2020.

Acting swiftly to prevent a catastrophe that is already happening, Premier informed the populace to take necessary precautions to avoid contracting and spreading COVID-19.

“We need to warn people about this little known disease called the Wuhan virus,” said Premier Jason Kenney.

The emergency alert system will announce any future half-baked public health measures, government officials confirmed.

At press time, half of the population was looking for an abducted child.