New summer episodes of The Beaverton to finally lay the smackdown on BBQs and cottage weekends - The Beaverton

New summer episodes of The Beaverton to finally lay the smackdown on BBQs and cottage weekends

– With its third season premiering July 23rd at 10pm on , and episodes running Tuesdays at 10 throughout the , tv satire series is finally being given a chance to destroy our greatest enemy: fun summer activities.

“Sure commenting on ’s racist tweets and ’s comments on Trump’s racist tweets will be fun,” said Showrunner Luke Gordon Field. “But mostly we’re excited to absolutely take the piss out of everything Canadians enjoy doing this time of year.”

“So if you like summer, tune in on Tuesdays and watch us call you stupid for liking that,” he added.

With expected headlines like “BBQ host hopes everyone enjoys nondescript meat,” “Family packs 75% of all earthly possessions for trip to ” and “Breaking: Nation’s feet fucking stink,” viewers will be laughing almost as much as they are questioning why this show hates summer so god damn much.

“I guess in retrospect was a bit weird that, when we told the writers we would be on in the summer, their eyes went red and they started muttering about ‘showing people who go what’s what,’” said Executive Producer Melissa Williamson.

Of course not all of the Beaverton will be on in the summer. There will also be an special airing in October, just before Canada goes to the polls. The creative team is already hard at work figuring out how they can turn that special into a sick burn on camping.