COLUMBUS, Ohio – On Wednesday, recently incarcerated criminal Ariel Castro was found hanging in his cell after he discovered he was unable to handle captivity.
“The inmate apparently took his own life when he realized he was in a situation where he was trapped underground for an indefinite amount of time, and where he faced the prospect of physical and sexual violence,” said the Warden of the Cuyahoga County Jail. “I guess he must have just really valued a person’s right to live freely and without the fear of abuse. Poor guy.”
At press time, it was, as always, wrong to kidnap people and put them in dungeons.
