Experts agree this species will almost certainly become extinct due to human activity, in this case the activity of a single human.…
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Report: Idiot wasp trapped inside even though window completely open
DIEPPE, NB – Furiously attempting to escape the living room of a local family’s residence, stupid wasp was reported colliding into the glass multiple times, just inches away from a complete…
Idiot loser arrives at event on time
MONTRÉAL – Wishing to attend a concert at local music venue Le Mixtape, systems analyst Brent O’Connell recently arrived at the advertised start time of 8:00 pm like the complete moron that he is…
Stupid dumb idiot signs Tuesday morning email “Have a great weekend”
CALGARY – Demonstrating he’s a complete embarrassment to himself, a stupid, dumb idiot reportedly signed off on a work email on Tuesday morning with the tagline “Have a great weekend!” desp…
Climate scientists seeking opinion of stupid idiot to complete study
OTTAWA – Scientists are nearing completion on another planet-wide study on climate change, but say they require the opinion of a “real stupid idiot” in order to complete their work. “We’ve …