ETOBICOKE – Tired of trying to motivate its owner, a frustrated Google Pixel Watch has given up on displaying its many health-related apps and is now solely showing routes to the nearest ArbyR…
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Local woman doesn’t want to be that annoying vegan stereotype so she just eats meat
VANCOUVER – Local blogger, Elspeth Sosa, who has been vegan for 9 years, insists she doesn’t want to be that annoying vegan stereotype, so she just eats meat along with dairy products and e…
Arby’s responds to KFC’s Valentines Fried Chicken Bouquet with Roast Beef Lingerie
ATLANTA – Refusing to be deterred by competitor KFC’s Fried Chicken Bouquet, Arby’s is celebrating Valentine’s Day with the introduction of 100% edible Roast Beef Lingerie. “When our custom…
Thousands of unpaid public servants processing their own EI claims
OTTAWA – Thousands of federal public servants who have not been paid due to a glitch in the Phoenix pay system software have preoccupied themselves by processing their Employment Insurance …
JK Rowling announces 2016 release of new Harry Potter book “The Costly Beachside Villa”
SAINT TROPEZ, FRANCE – Author JK Rowling surprised fans Harry Potter this week with the announcement of a 2016 release for the 8th installment of her beloved series, entitled “The Costly Beachsid…
Irving lays off province of New Brunswick
SAINT JOHN, N.B. — At a press conference this morning J.D. Irving Ltd. announced that they were going to start “folding up operation” of the bilingual province of 751,171 people. “New Bruns…
Packed Starbucks forces man to pretend to write screenplay at Arby’s
VANCOUVER – Finding his favourite Starbucks without a spare outlet or even a chair, aspiring screenwriter Victor Lynchburg was forced to act as if he is creating a screenplay at a nearby Ar…