Where were you when Toronto unveiled the ‘definitely not a penis’ CN Tower?…
Judge finds assaulted woman guilty of seeking justice
EDMONTON – Two year after unjustly jailing her after she came forward about her sexual assault, Alberta Judge Raymond Bodnarek has found 28 year old Angela Cardinal guilty of seeking justic…
Torrie Lauren
After she got fired from The Blaze, we just had to hire her.…
NASA finally answers the big question: what gender is the Sun?
TORONTO – After years of speculation, scientists have finally answered the question that has plagued humanity for generations – whether the sun is a boy sun or a girl sun. “We’ve been worki…
Portraits of Canadiosity: Margaret Wente
Margaret Wente. A great Canadian, and an even better plagiarist.…
Guide To: Winnipeg
Thinking of visiting Canada’s greatest Manitoba based city?…
To be clear, Marineland very much not offering customers opportunity to chainsaw live Orca
NIAGARA FALLS, ON – Several months after animal cruelty charges were laid against them by the OSPCA, the extremely litigious water park Marineland is not, we repeat, not, allowing guests th…
The Beaverton Weekly Report: May 31, 2017
Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles some of the country’s best comedians and writers to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he puts…
Queen Elizabeth to tour Canada in order to claim Prima Nocta
Watch out Canadian newlyweds!…
The Beaverton Remembers: The Release of Bon Cop/Bad Cop
No one could handle the raw sexuality of Colm Feore and Patrick Huard.…
