Where were you when Toronto went dark?…
The Rebelton: Defund The CBC
Today’s Rebelton segment about defunding the CBC has a very special sponsor.…
Portraits of Canadiosity: Conrad Black
Conrad Black; the worst Canadian?…
How To: Own A Cat
So you wanted a pet, but decided a dog would be too much fun?…
The Beaverton Weekly Report: June 7, 2017
Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles some of the country’s best comedians and writers to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he puts…
The Beaverton Remembers: The Completion of The CN Tower
Where were you when Toronto unveiled the ‘definitely not a penis’ CN Tower?…
Judge finds assaulted woman guilty of seeking justice
EDMONTON – Two year after unjustly jailing her after she came forward about her sexual assault, Alberta Judge Raymond Bodnarek has found 28 year old Angela Cardinal guilty of seeking justic…
Torrie Lauren
After she got fired from The Blaze, we just had to hire her.…
NASA finally answers the big question: what gender is the Sun?
TORONTO – After years of speculation, scientists have finally answered the question that has plagued humanity for generations – whether the sun is a boy sun or a girl sun. “We’ve been worki…
Portraits of Canadiosity: Margaret Wente
Margaret Wente. A great Canadian, and an even better plagiarist.…
