Graham Isador, Author at The Beaverton

Ontario bans non-essential jacking off

TORONTO – At a press conference this morning Ontario Premier Doug Ford announced that the province would be banning all non-essential jacking off to combat the rise of COVID-19. “List…

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Anti-maskers celebrate Daft Punk breakup

CALGARY – Anti-maskers celebrated today after the announcement that Daft Punk, pioneering electronic musicians known for monster hits like “Get Lucky” and their robot helmet aes…

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