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Yukon refuses to change clocks back in smug defiance of the will of Demeter

Rest of Canada happy to exchange NWT election results for federal one

York Professor asks for a note from a dictator before agreeing to defer student’s exam

Queen’s students argue their campus outbreak will be way better than Western’s

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Zelensky pretty sure disgraceful meeting could have been disgraceful email

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Trump team accidentally texts Canadian invasion plans to Ian Hanomansing

Trump removes security detail from Eric

Putin emails Trump “tell me 5 things you did for me last week”

The Devil went down to Georgia, was deported by ICE

Living History: Grandma exchanged letters with John Diefenbaker where he talks about his “Dief Beef”

Toppling of statue causes temporal rift as John A. MacDonald erased from history

Village virgin sick of donating blood to every ritual sacrifice

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Man who calls his fantasy hockey team Big Stick Daddy enters 30th hour of planning your crushing defeat

Local snowboarder who keeps lift tags on jacket can’t stop getting laid

Woman really impressed by how much date knows about DraftKings

Aligning themselves with Trump works out just as well for U.S. hockey players as it did for Ted Cruz
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Boeing signs fighter contract, will rework planes to cause death and destruction “on purpose”

Makers of Funko Pop confirm figures can no longer steal your soul

Loblaws: “now we need to raise prices because of deflation or whatever”
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“We are not for sale” state Juno winners and stars who work primarily in United States

Trump Trade War prompts Carney to mobilize reserve members of Broken Social Scene

Polkaroo outed as leader of men’s rights group

Amazon-produced 007 movie pits Bond against fulfillment center workers who want to unionize

Tampax encourages women to channel their rage into bigger, better periods

Conscientious driver slows to 30 km/h in school zone while hitting children with car

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Mystical ayahuasca experience concludes with survey for chance to win $25 Amazon gift card

Alberta proves private healthcare is more efficient at generating scandals

New study finds pushing feelings way deep down inside is best option for everyone

Ford to execute first prisoner by using Ontario healthcare system

Injured ham sandwich rushed to Mayo Clinic

Editorial: Trump underestimates how proud, united and, most importantly, petty Canadians are

Op-Ed: The “Wicked” movie shows us what audiences really want — more films about green people

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Physicists launch study of temporal paradox allowing people younger than you to have kids already

Child abuse? This baby is wearing jeans

Toddler guzzling bathwater like Nero at Bacchanal in waning days of Roman Empire

5 tips for betting on NHL preseason games while your whiny children beg you for attention

93% of Canadians will never pay off their blood debts

86% of August e-mail traffic just duelling Out-Of-Office messages

2014 Canadian Federal Budget Preview

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Missed Connections: You were the public urinator on Main and 5th

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UNIVERSITY student seeking mannequin to come alive and be my girlfriend.
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Most popular Thanksgiving Sides in every Province

CBC execs explain why they deserve their bonuses

You’re Jason Kenney. Can you find an excuse to get out of going to Calgary Pride?

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You magically turned into a bug! Can you live a happy and fulfilling life?

You have a chance to punch a Nazi. Do you take it?

Quiz: Should you watch Barbie, Oppenheimer or 2008 Canadian WWI drama Passchendaele

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Canadians who support the U.S. annexing us explain why

Free speech champions explain why it’s OK that people are being cancelled for criticizing Israel

Conservatives explain why Pierre Poilievre attacking ‘globalist elites’ isn’t antisemitic

Liberals explain why they can’t do anything about the housing crisis

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