Spruce Grove, AB – Early reports indicate that a local man’s set of truck nuts is so masculine, it has its own set of truck nuts.
The plastic hitch accessory shaped as a pair testicles was seen dangling with it’s own pair on Rick Dalton’s 2007 Chevy Suburban to reassert the inanimate object’s sense of male identity.
At press time, citizens of Spruce Grove assumed that the owner of the truck and two sets of truck nuts has a very large phallus.
