As Israel continues its bombing campaign in Gaza in an effort to destroy Hamas, they are taking a number of steps to minimize civilian casualties. Here they are:
1. Tell the media they are doing everything they can to minimize civilian casualties
2. Repeat that line when the media points out the thousands of innocent Palestinians murdered, including numerous children
3. Making sure there is a least a rumour that a Hamas terrorist has been present in an area in the last 4 years before bombing it
4. Targeting businesses that only terrorists frequent like bakeries
5. Telling the media the bread sold at the bakery they just bombed was actually terrorism bread
6. Point out that dead baby’s parents may have voted for Hamas 15 years ago so are they really all that innocent?
7. Warn everyone in an area about to be bombed no later than 10 minutes after the bomb hits
8. Bomb the West Bank so no one can accuse you of playing favourites
