VICTORIA BC- The love between a woman and her soulmate knows no bounds and Rebecca Hogan proved that earlier today as she tied the knot with her longtime beau, a Honeywell HCE100 Series ceramic h…
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Experts divided on whether women happiest when married, single or mysteriously widowed
VANCOUVER – Following the heated controversy which erupted after the publication of a study showing single women are happier than married women, many experts are now taking on the more comp…
Study shows women without spouses are happier, healthier and so horny
OTTAWA, ON — A recent study has revealed that women without the partnership of a spouse exhibit characteristics of more happiness, better health and the most horniness a person can feel. Th…
Local man blissfully unaware he’s picked as kill during every game of Fuck, Marry, Kill
OSHAWA – The game of Fuck, Marry, Kill is a popular social activity where players are presented with three romantic options and must sort them into the titular categories as they see fit. U…
Wedding planner suggests barn
KINGSTON – The longstanding puzzle of where to hold the upcoming wedding of a Kingston couple was valiantly solved by local wedding planner, Suzanne Albright, who bravely saved the day by suggest…
Quiz: Which Game of Thrones sex game are my parents playing in their bedroom right now?
It’s the middle of the night, and, recently, my parents have been trying to find some ways of spicing up their marriage. They’re both pretty obsessed with Game of Thrones, so, I guess they …
How to plan a wedding when both dinosaurs and meteors are in attendance
Let’s face it, weddings are difficult to plan at the best of times. The flowers, the food, choosing a DJ can all cause headaches. But what if the groom’s family and the bride’s family don’t get a…
Sick of diamonds? Here are 5 alternative engagement ring stones that will have her saying “this just a bagel”
You’re in love. That’s amazing! You know that she’s the one and you’ve been thinking about how you want to ask the big question to tie-the-knot. But there’s only one problem: diamonds. Maybe they…
Inspiring! Woman cuts wedding guest list in half by throwing her relatives off of a bridge
Boy, planning your own wedding sure is tough! There’s so much to consider: venues, decorations, flowers, rings, accommodations, everyone else’s feelings but your own, o’er dR…
Judge rules drunken proclamations of love are legally binding marriages
HALIFAX, NS – A Halifax judge has ruled that drunken proclamations of love constitute legal marriages. “Clearly, a drunk can consent to marriage,” reads the decision in the case of a young …