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We all love classic water cooler chats with our fellow co-workers, but if you’re having trouble connecting with those at your good ol’ 9-to-5, here are some ways to break the ice… by talking abou…
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Summer is s-s-sizzlin’ this year with many a heatwave warning! If you spent some time soaking up the sun this past weekend or if you have plans to crisp up that epidermis next weekend, here’s how…
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Looking to take your sex life to the next level but finding yourself cash strapped? Think the hefty price tag and aerial nature of a sex swing is too extravagant for you? Well then dust off that …
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10 steps to contour your face down to a single highlighted cheekbone
Use these ten easy steps to conceal the unsightly and superfluous features of your face! 1. Scrape and shave down your face. A nice rosy complexion will tell you that you should keep scraping, b…
Guide To: Hamilton
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How to plan a wedding when both dinosaurs and meteors are in attendance
Let’s face it, weddings are difficult to plan at the best of times. The flowers, the food, choosing a DJ can all cause headaches. But what if the groom’s family and the bride’s family don’t get a…