OTTAWA – Members of Canada’s national and local press are assuring Canadians that they will start to cover the RCMP’s violent and quite possibly illegal raid on sovereign Wet…
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Breaking: National Post pretends to care about environment
TORONTO – Postmedia’s flagship publication is making a stalwart effort at pretending to care about environmental issues such as scrutinizing Justin Trudeau’s promise to plant 2 billion tree…
Greta Thunberg named Person of the Year in magazine no one from her generation reads
NEW YORK – This week, 16-year-old climate change activist Greta Thunberg graced the cover of TIME Magazine, as 2019’s ‘Person of the Year,’ to the shock of Baby Boomers everywhere. Recent r…
Alberta passes law prohibiting females under 18 from speaking without a license
EDMONTON – The Alberta government has pulled an all nighter hammering out a new law that forces all females under the age of majority to apply for and receive a government license before ex…
Scheer not attending climate strikes fearing presence of 16-year-old girl
REGINA – Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer did not attend any of today’s climate strikes across the country for fear of being confronted by a 16-year-old protester. “I think I’m better off …
NDP, Greens: “Environmentalists don’t build pipelines, they build oilsand refineries instead”
OTTAWA – NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh and Green Party Leader Elizabeth May slammed Justin Trudeau’s hypocrisy for purchasing the Trans Mountain Pipeline claiming that he should have taken their…
Report: Self-entitled Generation Z wants to live past the age of 40
NEW YORK – A new report has indicated that the next generation of children are so entitled that they want to live past the age of 40 with no desire to perish in a climate apocalypse. “Kids …