ETOBICOKE – It’s been a week of changes for Ford family businesses with the pivot of KyKy Kookies to KyKy’s Cookies and Ice Cream and now, an apology and promise of change from Kyra Ford, o…
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Major cookie conglomerate expects record sales thanks to child labour initiative
KITCHENER, ON – Dare Foods CEO Martin Schmitt told investors on a conference call he expects record sales again this year thanks to his company’s use of an unpaid child labour force to sell…
Satan confused after some enjoy his cruel act of raisins in cookies
HELL – The devil has expressed frustration and confusion at the fact that some of humanity has appeared to like raisins in cookies, what he considers to be one of his most depraved acts of …