NSA Scandal: Angela Merkel disappointed wiretaps didn’t teach Americans how to run an economy
BERLIN – When Angela Merkel learned that the NSA was listening to her phone calls, she wasn’t upset by American spying and lying, she was incensed by President Obama’s failure to glean any …
York University: University Reviews 2013
Name: York University Nickname: Ol’ U of TTC Motto: “The Detroit of Universities” History: Founded in 1959 by a group of zoning fetishists who wanted a university that was located in Toronto in o…
Oscar in memoriam race heats up
Beaverton Flogger (film blogger) Mickey Dinke has all the latest deets on the celebri-deaths making waves in 2013 It’s that time of year. The weather is turning, Oscar Season is upon us, and elde…
Woman sues adultery website for injuries sustained while making fake profiles
A Brazilian woman living in Toronto is seeking $20 million in damages from the Canadian adultery website Ashley Madison after alleging she was required to make 1,000 fake profiles of attractive w…
Yahoo Mail users confused by revamped features, email in general
WORLDWIDE – Despite the release of numerous online tutorials and step-by step instructions, Yahoo mail users worldwide report extreme confusion around the upgraded design of the email servi…
University of Saskatchewan: University Reviews 2013
Name: University of Saskatchewan Nickname: “Ol’ Flat and Sassy” Motto: “No pain, no grain.” History: University of Saskatchewan was founded in 1907, with the intention that there would be at leas…
Canadians celebrate remembering the only poem they’ve ever read
OTTAWA – Canadians are celebrating Remembrance Day by remembering that time they read a poem once. “Reading In Flanders Fields is a profoundly patriotic experience for Canadians,” said Dr. Julia …
Why we shud fergive Mayer Ford for misstakes
BY: FRAZER ROBBINS, FORD NATION SUPPORTER Mayer Rob Ford is good man, but hes humaine and makes misstakes. He keeps txes lowe and his pramises he siad durring the campain. He maye hve dun sumthin…
University of Western Ontario: The Beaverton University Reviews
Name: University of Western Ontario Nickname: Ol’ Duuuuuuude U Motto: “20-somethings with the livers of 50-somethings” History: Western was founded on the exact spot where John A. Macdonald peed …
