MONTREAL — Graduating students of McGill Writing Centre’s “Creative Writing 101” course are excited to finally have the skills they need to teach a creative writing course of t...
Election Profile: Conservative Party Platform
Can the Conservatives pull off a fourth mandate? Here’s how they intend on doing it: Key Beliefs: Nobody’s business, that’s what Policy Priorities: Delivering a budget that is balanced in every ...
Brazeau worried return to Senate would sully reputation
OTTAWA — Fresh from a court hearing in which he pled guilty to assault and possession of cocaine, Senator Patrick Brazeau was uncertain about whether it would be a smart move for his reputation ...
Aunt Kathy to speak at homeschool graduation
FREDERICTON, NB – With the ceremony only days away, the Lisa Pentman Homeschool Academy has announced that its most distinguished and only alumna, Aunt Kathy, will be speaking at graduation. “I’...
White students union promises safe space to conquer, enslave nations
TORONTO – Postering the York, Ryerson and University of Toronto campuses, the group ‘Students for Western Civilization’ is calling for the creation of a safe space that would allow white student...
Tories polling strongly among nation’s that-one-friend-on-Facebook
OTTAWA – A poll conducted among the that-one-unbearable-person-on-Facebook demographic has shown that the Conservative party is polling above 95%. “Polls of people with any basic decency show Ha...
Woman telling everyone that she is ghosting from this party
TORONTO – Having determined that she is no longer ‘feeling this party’, local woman Tammy Smith has decided to ghost, but not before informing close friends, acquaintances, and all o...
Leaked documents show that the RCMP wiretapped 30,000 deer
OTTAWA – Coming on the heels of revelations about RCMP surveillance of native and environmental groups, new leaks have shown that the Royal Canadian Mountain Police issued warrantless wiretaps o...
Ontario middle schooler can’t believe he has so much orgy and Satanism homework
TORONTO – After only one week of the new sex-ed curriculum, local 7th grader Jimmy Donaldson can’t believe he has to spend the entire weekend doing group sex and devil-worship assignments....
