IGLOOLIK – As the long, dark winter approaches, Nunavut resident Joe Palluq has started the lengthy process of attaching snow chains to his dog team. “When it was only -15°C back in July we didn...
Men’s Rights group demands safe space on campus to complain about women’s safe space on campus
MONTREAL – McGill University is under fire from MRActive, a group of Men’s Rights Activists that is demanding a safe space on campus to complain about the women’s safe space on campus. “We just ...
Montreal environmentalists drive to Cornwall for #2
MONTREAL — Following the start of a massive raw sewage dump into the St. Lawrence river, environmentalists across the island of Montreal have begun driving to facilities in nearby Cornwall, Onta...
Middle-class Vancouver family can’t believe how many crawl spaces are in their price range
VANCOUVER – The Davidsons, a family of five, have easily discovered many reasonably priced crawl spaces, unoccupied walls, and under-porch real estate available in Vancouver, contradicting recen...
Judge cites Bro Code as precedent in rape trial
OTTAWA– A Federal Court judge has sought to overturn decades of precedent and statute by relying on the centuries old Bro Code. Justice Robin Camp, who until his appoint to the Federal Court in ...
Just because I sent you a dick pic, doesn’t mean I’m not a nice guy
BY: DONG_ZILLA Hey ladies, how’s it going? I’m going to assume not good, because most of you are very angry with me. But why? Was it because of the dick pic? How quick you are to judge. We...
Trudeau considers re-muzzling scientists after 3 hour conversation about rare seaweed
OTTAWA – PM Justin Trudeau is reconsidering unmuzzling Canada’s scientists after a one-sided conversation about a rare New Zealand seaweed went on for more than 180 minutes. “Listen, I’m truly, ...
Man buys $30 book on how to save money
KELOWNA – After years of overspending and struggling to maintain a budget, local man Miles Kirkpatrick has decided to buckle down and get serious about things by buying Dollars and Sense: Keys t...
Trudeau announces last remaining caged public servants to be released Monday
OTTAWA — In an effort to improve the relationship with the public service, Justin Trudeau’s Liberal government has said it will release the last remaining caged public servants still locked deep...
