DOVER, DE – Hammering out a deal that experts estimate to be worth the entirety of Earth’s money supply, the world’s last two corporations have announced that they will be merging into a co…
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France successfully defeats fascism for first time
PARIS – Jubilant French citizens took to the streets this evening to celebrate their nation’s Presidential election results, which mark the first time their country has been able to prevent…
Learn EVERYTHING you need to know about the Israel-Palestine conflict in just 60 seconds
BV+ tackles the Middle East.…
Malala addresses dysfunctional foreign legislature where only 26% of representatives are women
OTTAWA (CANADA) – Nobel Peace Prize recipient and girl’s rights advocate Malala Yousafzai addressed political leaders of Canada, a country where only 1 in 4 elected representatives are wome…
You WON’T BELIEVE what is going on in North Korea right now
As always, BV+ is here to bring you the truth……
Why the fight over the Arctic will doom us all
BV+ takes a look at the Arctic.…
Origin of fake news traced back to Johannes Gutenberg
Fake news, also known as lying, has been around for hundreds of years.…
Local man learns just enough Spanish to be murdered in Mexico City
VAUGHAN – Local bartender Henry McCullough has acquired just enough Spanish grammar and vocabulary in preparation for his trip to Mexico to be killed in its capital city. “Duolingo ha…
World’s sleazy club owners prepare to celebrate International Ladies’ Night
WORLDWIDE – Saying that it was the one day of the year when they could truly show their thanks, gross bar owners the world over are in the last stages of preparation for International Ladie…
Pope remains champion at annual Shrove Tuesday pancake eating contest
VATICAN CITY – Consuming a record 87 pancakes in under 20 minutes, Pope Francis has retained his championship title for the fourth year in a row at the annual Shrove Tuesday pancake eating …
