Luke Gordon Field, Author at The Beaverton

Doug Ford reveals how he will destroy 5 more Toronto landmarks

Having managed to take down Ontario Place and The Science Centre, Doug Ford’s plans to destroy every cool thing in Toronto appear to be well under way. But the man who put the Buck into …

Loblaws: “now we need to raise prices because of deflation or whatever”

TORONTO – After years of blaming inflation for raising prices on groceries, Canadian grocery chain behemoth Loblaws has announced that the current low interest rate environment will also re…

NHL fans excited to watch their team’s 5 remaining uninjured players when regular season begins

TORONTO – In the midst of a preseason that has lasted approximately 6 months, hockey fans are excited to watch the few players on their team healthy enough to play when the regular season b…

Poll: Only Canadians still planning to vote for Trudeau are Conservative Premiers who get to blame him for all their failures

OTTAWA: A new poll by Abacus has found that the Liberals support has plummeted so low that the only support they have left is the Conservative Premiers who get to remain popular while Canadians b…

After we “dig a big ass tunnel,” here are 5 simple ways we can reduce congestion without asking people to drive less

Toronto traffic is some of the worst in the world. And instead of focusing on getting people to use their cars less by investing in transit, bike lanes and pedestrianization, we need solutions th…

Co-worker that everyone hates surprised he can’t get colleagues to do what he wants

OTTAWA – Local man Pierre Poilievre, an employee at an Ottawa small business named the House of Commons, was surprised that none of the colleagues who despise him were willing to support hi…