Hey students! It’s midterm season and you know what that means: essays are due! Love ‘em or hate ‘em, you’re bound to encounter at least one— and you’d better be prepared for the inevitable moment when you realize your essay isn’t long enough. Time to panic? Or time to embrace the fundamental knowledge that judging a person by their facile, post-secondary compositions truly degrades their intellectual and physical capabilities? Take this quiz to learn the truth!