Alberta escalates provincial tensions by deploying drunk Oiler fans to BC border - The Beaverton

Alberta escalates provincial tensions by deploying drunk Oiler fans to BC border

EDMONTON – Premier has added fuel to the fire with the BC by deploying a division inebriated fans along the border.

Some 20,000 shitfaced fans were deployed in or around the border area as a show of force in response to BC’s move to block the Kinder-Morgan pipeline.

“You…you pricks think you’re so hot,” said Gavin Shore of the Oilersnation to no one in particular. “All they got are the Sedin sisters, and they suck. Like really suck…Hey remember when the Canucks didn’t win the Cup in 2011? Because I do!

I just have two words for these BC pricks…Mc…David.” added the stalwart Oilers fan.

The jersey-clad partisans have already established checkpoints along the Trans- Highway stopping any BC residents to remind them that the Vancouver Canucks trails the Edmonton Oilers by 2 points in the standings, who are currently in 25th position.